What’s happening everyone, hhmmmm? It’s Thursday, the end is near,,, the work week I mean. I was just checking my e-mail and got another one saying “Roxy wants to be added as your friend on myspace”. Oh yeah, I have a myspace place. Not in my Bilinda name, but my other name, you know,,, what’s his name! I wonder how many of you have a myspace? Or maybe a facebook page?

I don’t know much about facebook, but I know a LOT about Myspace. My friend Ashley has one as well as me. Since I know a lot about image making and code she has me help her a lot with her page. Her theme is,,, Madonna! Yeah she loves her, went to her last concert in Miami. At first Myspace seemed pretty cool, but then you always get the creeps that take all the fun out of it.

Like all those “friends” that want to join you. Then if you accept them and go to their profile it’s pretty much empty except for a line saying “Hi, I found this really cool site where you can see much more of me, a lot more than on myspace. So click here to see me in my bikini or less!!” Or you get the webcam girl who wants you to join her website and pay to see her “because I really like your looks!” Oh, I look like a fool who will pay 6 bucks a minute to see you floss your ass with your thong huh,, gee thanks!!

There are even some really bad ones that just clicking on thier profile will try to load spyware and crap on your PC. So, be careful, and don’t bother to click on a friend request with a hot blond in a tiny bikini. Do you REALLY think you got that lucky? Oh, and what the hell is with these “friends” who send you that crap about something you could care less about, then have the nerve to say if you don’t forward it to 10 more your going to break your face or something? I suppose they got it to and are afraid of not sending it, so they do, but damn that’s no way to treat a friend!

I have got to change my main picture, it’s the same one I put up there to begin with. I only have 12 friends, I like to keep my friend list to just,,,uh,,, friends! Who are you fooling that you have 617 friends from all over the world? And what about those bulletins, I thought those where for if you have something important to say? Not “it’s 8 AM, I feel like crap but I gotta go to schooollllll,,,,,, It’s 8:45 AM my life sucks!!!  It’s 10 AM how come no one has messaged meeeee!!!” Damn, how a bout a big ass wheel of cheese to go with that whine, my I suggest where to put it???

Then we have the page overload people. They think they are cool to have 5 videos, 3 songs playing at the same time, 4 slide shows, a background that you can’t see the damn words in the foreground, and pictures that never seem to end!! Plus you have to scroll horizontally like your playing air hockey! Don’t even mention the pictures in their photo albums. I have about 10 pictures in my album, a little blurb about me, and baby that’s it.

Oh well, I’ll just keep my own page nice and clean, ignore the bulletins, delete the chain mail crap, mark as spam the friend request. I’ll figure out a way to get some real use out of it sometime. Well, hope you all have a great day. Post this to 10 of your friends, or your going to gain 10 more lbs!!!!