HI everyone! Sorry I had no post the other day, I was really dragging it. I have been having a lot of bad luck this week and I am running a little behind on some writing. I’ll get them done in time, but just in time! Anyway I wanted to share some crossdresser jokes with you. I don’t think I ever posted any here before.

Have you ever tried to find crossdresser jokes? They are damn hard to find! So hard in fact that I did not find any. So, I made up some of my own. I figured the easiest way to make crossdresser jokes was to make them redneck crossdresser jokes. Why? Well, I was raised in a redneck town.

So sometimes I have this funny thought of some crossdresser in that area, and what they would look like. Now, I’m not trying to say that if you live in a redneck type of area your going to dress like what I say in my jokes. I’m just having fun here, and rednecks are such an easy target! So, here are some crossdresser redneck jokes.

You might be a redneck crossdresser if,,,,

You keep getting runs in your stockings cause of all the dogs jumping on your legs,,,

You find out that silicone breast make damn good protectors when your shooting your shotgun,,,,

You like putting on your sisters underwear, after you take them off her for the night,, (ouch)

You realize that after you dress up your too good for your family,,,,,

Dressing up means a cute dress, fishnet stockings and,, matching rubber boots,,

Your wig keeps flying off when your driving your ATV,,,,,,,

You get all dressed up and spook the cows in the barn,,,,

Ask the lady at The Fashion Outlet if they have any dresses in hunter orange color,,

Find out that your perfume keeps the bugs away when you go fishing,,,

You can’t find the other stocking, then remember you used it as a drive belt on the tractor,,,

You keep getting your dress caught in the pickup door,,,,

You tape your “package” with duck tape,,,

You save money on fishnet stockings by using colored magic markers on your legs,,,

You find out that colored fake fingernails make good fishing lures,,,,

You keep pinching the cow with your fake nails while trying to milk her,,,,

You find out the hard way that high heels get stuck in a horse stirrup,,,,

You keep your truck keys under your wig,,,,,

Your fake boobs keep deflecting your arrow when you shoot,,,,

Your duck call has red lipstick all over it,,,,,

If any of those has ever happened to you, then you MIGHT be a redneck crossdresser! I hope you enjoyed my crossdresser jokes, I made them all up myself, I really did. Have a great weekend, I’ll post on Monday!