Happy cross dressing, transgender, multi-race, all inclusive groups new year everyone! I hope I got everybody, you can’t be too careful today. Yes tonight is the big ball dropping night (not talking to you Ted, call me later dear). This is the night that is just for the sake of partying, nothing more. Does anyone know the damn words to that song they always sing each New Year?? I have no idea what they are, no one is every sober enough when singing it to make sense.

So what are your plans going to be girl? Going to a house party maybe, or out to a club? I know the Parliament house where I am in Orlando always has a big bash with special singing guest, maybe I’ll go to that. I don’t like to drive too far, lots of drunk ass kids out that night. Maybe your going to host your own party at your house! That’s lots of fun, nothing like wiping up vomit and beer off your white carpet the next day huh?

Or are you the type that’s just too tired to do all that partying and prefer to just stay home with your family or loved one and watch the ol ball slide down that pole in New York? I hated it when they stopped dropping it and just lower it down a damn flagpole, what fun is that? They should make it with colored glass, fill it up with candy and drop that sucker onto the pavement!

Of course you have to decide if your going out as Wally or Wanda too. New Year’s is one of two Holidays that the most cross dressers decide to finally go out as their sweety alter ego. Halloween is the other one. Of course all that drinking makes everyone seem a bit cross dressed anyway.

It also means all those new years resolutions that nobody keeps. Why oh why do people keep doing that? If you didn’t have the will power to make one all year why bother now? As for me, I resolve to be more happy, make more money and look more pretty in 2008! Wait, that last ones hard to improve on, how about just as pretty as I was in 07.

I hope you have someone to kiss at midnight, it’s a damn lonely feeling to see everyone else smooching while you stand there pretending to pick lint off your pants. I’ve been there before, so I know what that’s like! Here’s a hint if your not with anyone, 2 minutes before midnight say you really have to go pee, then hide in the stall till it’s over. (not saying I ever did that, just saying is all!)

So Happy New year girls, may you have a better year, your dreams come true, and you get home safe! If you have a really wild night, try to remember the next day if you wore the dress or the pants that’s on the floor!