Oh my, look at the time! I was watching that movie “kill Bill”. Ever see it? Those are some tough ladies in that movie, let me tell you. No wearing heels doing those moves, no way! The second part was a bit long winded though.

Anyway what I wanted to tell you all tonight is that I FINALLY have my picture uploader done! Yes girls, now you can upload your very own picture of yourself in your favorite dress, outfit or even lingerie if you want. As long as it’s not TOO reveling, let’s not forget who the main tart is here!

If you go the the picture gallery page, you will see a small version of me as a button. Click me (whoo, you got cold hands girl!) and you will get another window that opens up, which is the upload page. Now, to cut down on all those nasty viruses and hackers that have nothing better to do than screw up other people’s programs, you have to create an account.

All that means is you put your name and e-mail in the form, choose a user name and password, type in the letters you see in the box so I know it’s not automated, and that’s it! It will send you an e-mail with a conformation link. Once you get the e-mail, click on the link and your all set to go.

Now, you can upload any picture that is a .jpg, .jpeg or .gif file. If you don’t know anything about them it’s ok. Any picture you take with a camera will be fine. You will have to re-size any picture you take, as most right from the camera are huge. Any cheap photo shop or re-size program out there will do the trick.

Pictures should be around 600 W by 500 H in pixels. Depending on how big they are you can upload around 10 if you want. I will look at them and approve them myself, no one else will. Once I decide they are ok to post I will put them in the gallery. If you want a blurb to go with the picture use the “contact us” form in the uploader.

Now for the biggie, What you can and cannot post! This is NOT a porn site, so NO nudes please! Also no perverted shots, crotch shots, ohh you know what I mean girls!! Keep it clean, but you can be sexy. You in lingerie with a bit of bum showing, ok. Meat market hanging out, NO! If you have breast, showing most, ok. Nipples, no. Think of magazines. The rolling stones, yes, playboy, no.

You must be 18 or older. Sorry, but a 10 year old in your sister’s panties is really going to get me in trouble! The picture must be of YOU. No copyrighted pics please. Any picture you take of yourself, or someone took of you is fine. Don’t submit a picture of Mickey mouse in a dress, or Britney Spears. She’s hot I agree, but she does NOT look like you!

Now you don’t have to just post a picture of yourself all dressed up. It can be of you in normal men’s clothes, or maybe your pet, or even a great shot you took of the lake. The point of this is to share our pictures with everyone and let everyone know a little bit about you. I will even start an art page soon.

So that’s it girls, time to get those pictures up! Take some new good ones, or your favorite one from that party, maybe a group of you. Share your artistic side with country shots, or stars, maybe even travel pictures (but not the boring ones please). Have fun, and please let me know if you have any questions or problems. Nite nite!!