Happy cross dressing, transgender, multi-race, all inclusive groups new year everyone! I hope I got everybody, you can’t be too careful today. Yes tonight is the big ball dropping night (not talking to you Ted, call me later dear). This is the night that is just for the sake of partying, nothing more. Does anyone know the damn words to that song they always sing each New Year?? I have no idea what they are, no one is every sober enough when singing it to make sense.

So what are your plans going to be girl? Going to a house party maybe, or out to a club? I know the Parliament house where I am in Orlando always has a big bash with special singing guest, maybe I’ll go to that. I don’t like to drive too far, lots of drunk ass kids out that night. Maybe your going to host your own party at your house! That’s lots of fun, nothing like wiping up vomit and beer off your white carpet the next day huh?

Or are you the type that’s just too tired to do all that partying and prefer to just stay home with your family or loved one and watch the ol ball slide down that pole in New York? I hated it when they stopped dropping it and just lower it down a damn flagpole, what fun is that? They should make it with colored glass, fill it up with candy and drop that sucker onto the pavement! Continue reading this post…

 It’s been a while since I had a post about cosmetic tips for us cross dressers, so tonight I’d like to give some tips on how to make your nails pretty! Now we basically have two types of nails, your own, and fake nails. Most of us cross dressers can’t wear painted up nails all the time, or even half the time. Not unless you want your work buddy Joe at the construction site to “accidentally” shoot you with a nail gun!

Now then, I myself don’t like wearing fake nails. They are a pain to put on, an equal pain to take off, and it’s hard to get use to suddenly having an inch longer nail sticking out. The only plus is you can keep it painted however you want it for a long time, some even come pre painted or with art work.

If you really want fake ones (were talking NAILS here) here is a quick course. Go to your local cosmetics store and find ones that most match your size nails. That’s another reason fake ones are bad, most are not big enough, like a lot of other things we find out! Once you get them and some nail glue, make sure they just cover your own nails, not stick over the sides. Continue reading this post…

Everybody is celebrating Christmas and New year’s right now. But a lot of people also have birthdays that fall on, or very close to Christmas day and New year’s day. Your Bilinda is one of those! So that makes me a,,, Capricorn, right. The noble goat, sure footed, wise, one to take control, leader of men, loyal and honest, fantastic in bed,,, well maybe not the last one, damn that honest trait!

So how do people celebrate their birthdays when It’s so close to two of the year’s major Holidays? Well a lot get the old “here ya go, that’s for your birthday AND Christmas, just so you know.” My friend Kelly’s birthday is on the 30th, and mine is on,,, a day close to the Holidays!

A lot of people think they don’t get a “real” birthday because everyone is focused on the Holidays, so their birthday seems not as Important as everyone Else’s. Also they don’t get as many gift because everyone “doubles up” their Christmas and birthday gift as one. What do I think? Get over it! Continue reading this post…

 The good Dentist

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place.A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

 Heelloooo everyone! Today’s post is going to be a fast one. As you know (you HAVE been reading all my post, right?) Your little Bilinda has been looking for a job, any job! Preferably part-time, doing some type of cleaning, stocking, anything where they say “here’s what you do, go do it and then go home”.

Well I just got a call from a cleaning company, they want me to meet up with someone for training tonight. So now I have to rush around and get ready. I will have to cook the girls dinner, then put it in the fridge as they don’t get home till 9.00 PM. So I guess I’ll be doing what I do best, maid service!

Let’s see, do you think they will want me to wear my maid outfit with the black heels? Hmmm, maybe not a good first impression huh? Well ok, I’ll wait till they have me doing my job by myself before I start wearing that. It will be cleaning offices at night, so I’ll be by myself.

 I hope the night security is a hottie, girl or boy! Well I am sure it will be interesting. So I have to go girls, I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow. Start uploading some pictures to my gallery, don’t be so shy. Gotta go, have a marvelous night!

The Wachowski brothers, who are currently wrapping up the movie “speed racer” in Germany, are still being talked about a lot in the transgender news. That would be because of Larry Wachowski, who may, or may not, have transitioned, or had a sex change. There has been many stories about him, but no one seems really sure how far he has gone.

Larry and Andy Wachowski are the two brothers who made “The Matrix” movies. I liked most of them, but the first one was the best. The others always had something hanging at the end. I was that girl in the red dress! Well ok maybe not, but it COULD have been me, I was just not in town that day.

 Larry Wachowski has never hid the fact that he is a cross dresser, good for you girl! Then throw in the fact that he divorced his wife for a dominatrix and you have some great gossip on your hands! But the question remains, is he now Larry or Lana? Continue reading this post…

 Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you all had a wonderful day and got what you wanted. If not, well that’s what the after Christmas sales are for! Your Bilinda did not get much, a few cards, some candy (real candy you pervert!) bottles of skin lotion and a toothbrush, I hope that last one was not a hint!

Of course tomorrow is when everyone takes back the crap,,uh,, I mean well meaning but not quite what you wanted stuff. “my, just what I needed, another pair of driving gloves”. “Well I can never have too many socks, never seen them in that shade of green before though”. “Oh, what a colorful scarf, uh, grandma, you don’t know what rainbow colors mean, do you??

 My two friends Kelly and Ashley got jewelry for each other. Kelly got a cat’s eye ring, Ashley got a cross necklace and earrings. So it was an ok Christmas. Some of you have to get back to work tomorrow, the lucky ones (rich) have off until New year’s. The past few days I have been working on my gallery pages, and I now have two new sections! Continue reading this post…

Toys toys toys, every little kid wants toys for Christmas. But what about the big kids, or more to the point, the big crossdresser kids? It would be so nice for us transgenders to be able to tell the family what we REALLY want for Christmas.

“Well, I had my eye on these BEAUTIFUL 4 inch heels with an open toe, with maybe a black leather top to match. Of course it also would be nice to get a pair of those new silicone boobs that they say is more life-like than ever! Then for a stocking stuffer (no jokes there girls) maybe some MAC cosmetics cream foundation and wet look lipstick, MMmmm!!

Of course what your really going to get is some black socks, ties with lines on them and maybe a tool-belt. “OH, just what I wanted”. Yeah right, and I got offered that job to play Cinderella at Disney, not! No, not many of us crossdressers can tell anyone what we really want for toys. Bilinda however can. Continue reading this post…

 So my fellow cross dresser girls, what do you think when you see this winter wonderland picture? Do you think “ahhh, what a beautiful, peaceful picture, the new fallen snow making a blanket of pure white fluff”. OR do you think “DAMN that looks Soooo cold, I sure am glad I live down south away from that crap!”

If you thought the latter, Bilinda is on your side! Now then, I’m not saying there is anything wrong with someone who likes the cold and snow. Indeed if you live up north that’s a great outlook to have. I grew up in Vermont, in a town 13 miles from the Canadian boarder. So I know ALL about snow, ice and freezing cold.

Which is why I now live in Florida! I always hated the cold. I was a thin thing growing up, and so I was always cold. Even in the hottest summer months going for a swim in any lake made my lips turn blue. I always seemed to have a driving job, and every single year I would slide my pretty ass off the damn road thanks to freezing ice. Continue reading this post…

 Oh my, look at the time! I was watching that movie “kill Bill”. Ever see it? Those are some tough ladies in that movie, let me tell you. No wearing heels doing those moves, no way! The second part was a bit long winded though.

Anyway what I wanted to tell you all tonight is that I FINALLY have my picture uploader done! Yes girls, now you can upload your very own picture of yourself in your favorite dress, outfit or even lingerie if you want. As long as it’s not TOO reveling, let’s not forget who the main tart is here!

If you go the the picture gallery page, you will see a small version of me as a button. Click me (whoo, you got cold hands girl!) and you will get another window that opens up, which is the upload page. Now, to cut down on all those nasty viruses and hackers that have nothing better to do than screw up other people’s programs, you have to create an account. Continue reading this post…

 ”Oh I got the blues,,, yeah those cross dressing holiday bluuueesss,,, nobody knows how bluUEE Bilinda can get,,, yeah she’s got the holiday cross dressing bluuueesss”. Yes it’s that most wonderful time of the year, when all the happy people bustle about, all the songs are about Christmas, and everybody is basically saying “BE HAPPY DAMNIT”!!!

Well that is fine if your a nice suburban couple with 2.5 kids, 3 cars, a nice pension plan, health coverage and you have a nice warm Island lined up for your Holiday vacation. “Oh I just know Jonathan is going to get me that diamond necklace we looked at. He knows the other one he got me last year just doesn’t go with my Prada purse!”

 Then we have,,,,,, the rest of us! From your ordinary hard working mom and pop, to all you singles, to our men and women in the service, the hard working farm families, people in the inner cities just trying to make it till tomorrow. And of course us gays and transgenders, who know very well the feeling of “looking in from the outside”. Continue reading this post…

 As you know, or at least you SHOULD know if you have been reading my post, Your little Bilinda has been out job hunting. At first I thought, let’s do a Tootsie thing, get all dressed up and get a job as a woman! But, I don’t think I’m THAT convincing as a girl, plus wearing a hot wig and makeup for a long time does not appeal to me.

So this transgender hit the bricks as plain old Bill, making sure all my nail polish was off ( but I kept the panties on). I have not gone out job hunting for years. Seems like I have always been self employed or worked for friends. I’m just looking for part time work, and if you know about my 90% deafness then that eliminates a lot of jobs most take for granted.

No customer service, no sales, nothing where you have to talk to customers a lot. I can’t get a job as an air traffic controller either! So I stopped by the big box places, walmart, home depot, publix grocery, places where I could get a stocking, cleaning or night work where I can just be by myself. I am very good with working on my own without screwing around. Go in, get your work done, do it right, go home. Continue reading this post…